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Legolas, before the Plastic Surgery and Hooker Shoes.
Velvet Venus
ficbitches
Okay, so the first part is not technically a review, but we do manage to make fun of several fandoms and fanfics! A piece of a conversation between several ficbitches tonight, wherein we come up with a new name for certian types of BNFs and try and foist off a gigantic review of 3 novel sized fics onto each other.

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Neo Armageddon Evangelist
(Note: link leads to MSTed version. Original seems to be unlocatable.)

Guest Reviewed by: Otaku Keith


SCORE
PLOT: -10/5 (Total made-up bollocks, sex, death, repeat ad nauseam in a literal sense)
CHARACTERISATION: 0/5 (Hardly anyone stays alive long enough to *have* a character, and those who do are OOC. The original character is a Sue.)
WRITING: 2/5 (Not on the level of the great spelling/grammar-munchers, but she uses her powers only for evil...)
TOTAL AND COMPLETE CANON-RAPE (IN A LITERAL SENSE): 7/5

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